Beat em ups are the correct answer, because you can carry her worthless noob ass through them until she gets bored of them and never asks to play again, or gits gud enough to be an asset (like my gf). Start with simple old ones, like Streets of Rage

>>717307473
Fair enough.

>>717003975
I could tell playing SOR4 that it wasn't a fluke, these guys are actually really into video games and WANT to make good ones for other people like themselves. real fucking shame that the next SOR and the Golden Axe revival will be some kind of 3D beat em ups, i'm not feeling too hopeful for those