Guys guys did you know both pedophiles and homosexuals have been historically persecuted all over the world? Clearly this means we should unite and start a gaypedosexual alliance :D

Oh what's that? Children can't consent and it's not a same thing you say? Ha, stupid bigot, in the eyes of straight people you're both the same. Keep licking those boots *smug chuckle* (I am very smart) *monkey noises*