>>519838534
Insectoids try to disassemble a 28nm ASML lithography machine to reverse engineer it. Benny Hill happens:

>Reverse-engineering ASML isn't going great for China, engineers allegedly broke the machine trying
https://www.techspot.com/news/109969-chinese-engineers-allegedly-broke-asml-chipmaking-machine-failed.html

>"During the disassembly process, the Chinese team reportedly broke the DUV machine and had to call ASML for support. Dutch engineers traveled to China to fix the device and quickly discovered that the local staff had attempted to take the machine apart and reassemble it on their own."

Fell the POWER of the Dragon!! Fell the power of the rare earf!!!

Fellow cheerleaders i have great news. Russian consumer electronics have reached a new level. The first 100% indigenous Russian gaming console is about to be released: Chernenko 64. It will ship with Super Ivanov 64 game. A platform game about a Siberian miner rescuing his Siberian princess that got into a drunk bar fight with some bitch but the bitch turned out to be the wife of a local crime boss and he kidnapped her.

Known Specs:

CPU: Kovalenko M1 - 64 bits, 166MHz
Memory: 2MB SDRAM v2.0 66MHz
GPU: Shevchenko Z1 - 64 bits, 100Mhz (Pseudo 3D capable)
Sound: Tarasenko A1 DSP (Stereo capable as option)

Russia NUMBA 1!!!

>>519768642
so when will Russia put out it's first 100% indigenous console? The H64 shipped with Super Ivanov Brothers 64?

>>519630129
in the 90's your nuclear engineer parents were cleaning the toilets of my parents PEASANT, be respectful when addressing a Western European KANG, same goes for all of you Eastern PEASANTS

Fellow cheerleaders!! I have another treat for you!!

After the SMEE SSA600, the star of China NUMBA 1! at 90nm (early 2000's Western tech) i will move on to RUSSIA!!

Are you ready?? ARE YOU READY?!?

I present to you: The ZNTC/Planar STP-350 Stepper - 350nm node (93-94 Western tech)!!!!!!! Pride of Russia! Icon of RUSSIA NUMBA 1!!!

Ohhhhh baby!! Look at that thing!! The Pentium P5 and AMD K6 are back!!! The Second And Final Golden Age of Vidya is back!!!

***waves pompons furiously in his red, white and blue cheerleader outfit while shouting RUSSIA NUMBA 1!!!***