choose your shoe-fu

left: Ana-Shoe. befriended Eugenia Cooney and got sucked into the pro-ana bubble.

middle: Tradwife-Shoe. got knocked up by a random chud who lost everyting in crypto and is now looking for a new provider.

right: Comfy-Shoe. adopted the "all bodies are beautiful" dogma and pivoted to foodfluencer. has 4 cats.