>>723702120
Anon, RPGs are theme parks.
D&D campaigns are literally
>enter theme park
>bleh! I am evil vampyre overlord and I vill suck your blood, but not right now, we can have another talking encounter in a few sessions before our final showdown in another ten after that
>welcome to the safe village of questgivers
>over here is the kiddy ride for low level adventurers, the cellar full of rats!
>over here is the graveyard of slightly more difficult zombies!
>eventually you'll be able to go to the evil final boss castle! Just over that hill. You must be this high a level to enter