>>76587649
In short the answer is Bible, eggs, whole milk, pullup bar, one 50lb bag of concrete wrapped in duct tape, two 50 lbs bags of concrete wrapped together in duct tape, a very sturdy bag, the willingness to suffer.
When you think you've put enough duct tape around the concrete, do two more layers.
I love you anon. If you want what you've never had, do what you've never done. Op and the rest of you call your fathers tomorrow. They miss you but don't wanna be gay about it.