This user single-handedly changed the course of my life.

All while doing the bare minimum.

Gotta say— I’m impressed. But also a little bit insulted.

Fine. You won. 2 years ago I was on the verge of ending it all for me. Your post helped me avoid that.

But you lied… I don’t know who the hell you are, anon, but one day I will get to the bottom of this.

Even if it kills me.