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Crypto Fanboy Blues
(an empty pocket blues ballad)

Oh, crypto fanboys, chasin’ dreams so wild,HODLin’ Bitcoin like a greedy child!New tulips craze, they swear it’s the way,But gold’s still shinin’ while their coins decay!
Chorus:Pump it, dump it, watch it crash and burn,Gold’s been king since the world did turn!Quick bucks, big dreams, they don’t understand,Crypto’s just code, not a magic land!
They yell “To the moon!” with a manic grin,But wallets get hacked, and the losses begin.Blockchain’s a puzzle they don’t comprehend,Just prayin’ the line chart will never descend!
Chorus:Pump it, dump it, watch it crash and burn,Gold’s been king since the world did turn!They tweet “LFG!” with their laser-eyed memes,But gold don’t crash when the server screams!
No miner’s fee for a nugget’s gleam,While Bitcoin’s dreams sink in a coding stream.Fanboys keep chasin’ that get-rich-quick high,But gold’s still laughin’ as their tulips die!
Outro:So raise a glass to the crypto clowns,Gold keeps its crown while their coins go down!