I've seen it happen. This guy was last in line for a public toilet and the only one to pay. Met her when they were 30 and 20 years later they have a house and two kids. It's worth noting he doesn't know that she was called the Madison Mattress and that's why she washed up in Minneapolis after getting thrown out of UW, but still.

I could tell he kind of suspected at the 30-year reunion. The guy who dug her out on the football field while the rest of us cheered him on was kind of handsy with her and she didn't seem to mind. Guy also stole her underwear and let us smell them. The husband 100% knew that I'd squirted in her, too, the way she turned beet red when I called her Cupcake.

That's modern life, I suppose.