>>513936493
>>513936511
>Today, a group of 12 year old British girls decided to come out and randomly attack me and my sister while their mother was in the park with them smoking crack.
>Totally typical English schoolgirl stuff.

The reason he thinks this is believable is because this would be an everyday occurrence in the shithole that he came from.

>>509828691
So here's the secret: all of these application loopholes are testing two things.
>Your IQ
>Your willingness to do tedious and unimportant tasks for the sake of pleasing an employer
About 99.9% of the time the hiring manager immediately knows if you are qualified for the job because 99.9% of all jobs have no special requirements that cannot be learned on the job. There's also virtually zero resources available to verify if anything you said on your resume is true. The only reason why they ask for three references is to see verify that you can count to three.

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