As a certified Capitano coper.
I just can't stop coping about the fact that we know jack shit about the dude. It's so fucking weird, it's like Emilie tier nothingness for a major character.

So uh... If I'm a hag collector, I'm getting Lauma just because she's hot right? I don't have the only bloom dps the game has.

Varka looks like shit and is only a "chad" thanks to his personality.

It's really fucking sad when you realize 90%-99% of the schizo meltys in /gig/ all come from a single poster.