TIL Mithridates used a well timed dick joke to assassinate his rival nephew. the power of penis is limitless
>two roughly similar greek armies square up
>neither side fancies such a risky battle so they parlay
>as is custom everyone is searched for weapons
>upon nearing Mithridates nether regions the king laughs and says "be careful, you'll find a very different weapon if you search me there"
>the two royals then step away from their attendants to have 1on1 godking talk
>Mithridates then pulls a dagger out of his undies and slits his nephews throat in front of his entire army
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