Man went shopping at his local Walmart today and said the shelves are nicely restocked. There were no people with overflowing carts because everyone’s paying with cash now.

Man: "Holy cow. It's the first and I'm at Walmart, and the place is damn near empty. Everybody's cart normal size, they're not paying no card cause we're paying cash. Everybody cart normal, no thousand-dollar buggy. And this is—what time is it now? What, 12? What time is it?"

Woman: "It is 3:34."

Man: "3:34 on the first, and Walmart and stuff, the shelves nicely packed. Oh my gosh. Right now, short Walmart stocks, short Kroger. Their sales are gonna be down, guys. Let's get it."