>>42747729
>>42747729
>"Anon, stop that!"
>Twilight barks, her stupid purple face looking stupid.
"What!? Is the big bad, emphasis on big by the way, gonna come to life and RAPE me!? HAHAHAHA!"
>At the foot of the altar of Nightmare Moon you laughed and mocked the former "Queen".
>Calling her fat and dumb, also fat.
>"Anon, I'm serious! Stop being so mean! She may have been evil but she was still Princess Luna!"
"Oh, OH! Wait, wait, I got one; shes sooooo fat that it takes THREE unicorns to teleport her! AHAHAHA!!"
>You grab your sides, keeping them from going into orbit.
>Twilight sighs defeatedly, rolling her eyes and slowly walks away.
"Hold up! I got more!"
>You clear your throat.
"What does Nightmare Moon, and the moon, have in common?"
>Twilight looks at you with a scowl.
"Nothing! But her ass is big enough for the moon to /fit/ on it! HAHAA!"
>"Ugh!"
>Twilight, now more thoroughly annoyed, walks off back into town for more nightly festivities.
>As you laugh and laugh, losing yourself in the absolute genious and grandeur of your ultra-witty jokes, you fail to notice the statue begin to crack.
>The stone heaves and crumbles before finally, it explodes, revealing none other then Nightmare Moon herself.
"HOLY FUCK!"
>"You! Little worm! Your insults have angered me to the point of-"
"Jesus Christ, you gained weight!"
>"..."
"..."
>You snicker.


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>You were found the following morning.
>Pelvis in pieces, face covered in blood, and in mare juice.
>As you awaken, your entire body racked with pain.
>Even breathing was painful as one of your lungs had been punctured.
"Ah...W-wha..."
>"I told you to stop, Anon."
>Twilight said, looking smug as ever with her stupid smug purple face.
"I...Ah-...wh-..."
>You hack a cough of blood and bile, before you manage to speak.
"Just... s-shutup and heal me..."
>"Actually, I think I'll let you lay here in pain for awhile. Because if I just heal you now you won't learn anything."
>Twilight begins casually strolling away.
"F-fatty..."
>"Can't hear you over the sound of your bones being broken! I'll be back in a few hours~!"
>Twilight skips away.
"W-worth it..."

>>42629615
Glad my post inspired you to draw.

>>42492858
"Your highness if you put me in charge of ponies I'm just gonna have sex with them."
>"Mhm~!"
"O-oh. Well, alright!"