The right has psychos, sure—but they’re off in the woods reading Mein Kampf and hating Trump. The left? Their psychos are on Reddit, waving pride flags, and think stabbing you is “punching a Nazi.” One side’s fringe is violent; the other’s mainstream talks like they’re in a French revolution LARP. Nobody in the RNC is inspiring killers—meanwhile DNC rhetoric keeps spawning people who think you’re Hitler for owning a lawn. Enjoy the unity.