Timmy: So, what's your game like?
Urkel: Did you ever read Coq De Combat?
Timmy: Yeah.
Urkel: Alright, well there's this savage, brutal fighter named Gwendolyn. She's from Scotland. She's an alcoholic. Her body is covered in blood and sin. She's basically Guts and Ryo Narushima mixed together. She goes on a killing spree to protect the ones she loves, but then feels extreme regret that she suppresses by ingesting a lot of alcohol. This is also how she grapples. She's a grappler and the drinks buff her armor. Did I mention she's a buff futa wolf woman and her rival is a little cat?
Timmy: Oh, so it's like peepoodo with Beatrix vs Dr. Lachatte?
Urkel: YOU KNOW THAT SHOW, TOO!?!??
Timmy: Of course I do. Here's 50,000 Euros.
Urkel: HONTO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU!
Timmy: You speak Japonais? Correction: 100,000 Euros.