>>515771654
now that I'm entering my senior years, I'm hoping to land a gig as a garden hermit
> rich people who own large estate create 'fake ruins', including a 'cave' on their property to impress your friends
> you work as the crazy/sage old guy living in the cave
> the land owner occasionally bring friend by to look at you, or to ask your advice about important subjects

I suppose as long as they don't look in the cave, they won't see the big TV and freezer full of hot pockets

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit

>>23293423
now that I'm entering my senior years, I'm hoping to land a gig as a garden hermit
> rich people who own large estate create 'fake ruins', including a 'cave' on their property to impress your friends
> you work as the crazy/sage old guy living in the cave
> the land owner occasionally bring friend by to look at you, or to ask your advice about important subjects

I suppose as long as they don't look in the cave, they won't see the big TV and freezer full of hot pockets

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit