>>40966377
You never would guess I'm a professional with this shit. Unfortunately there's no SOP for dealing with this shit and my improvised solutions have all failed me. It's so over bros. This Is Madness.

>>40959529
Without this, mucking would be fatal. You already have to wear double welder gloves just to hold them or they rip your fingers off. If they weren't such bastards they'd get better conditions (it's cheaper and the happier they are the better the product.) they also aren't overfed they just don't exercise.

>>40971154
This is true. Christ saved me during the Affliction and now shits on the brink to better-than-ever. You think a evil fxoe is gonna be able to top my ass? Covered In Poop, buddy you have no idea. I ALWAYS get the last laugh, so it seems, maybe that's God's sense of humor. Extreme irony and hilarious shenanigans, I appreciate at deeply.
If timmy wants to kill me, I'll just decide not to die and then clap those same cheeks later, and blud will enjoy it too, after all most up-the-ass bitches just need a good fuck, that's all, and we all know it.
It's all about stepping up to the plate.

>>40962528
My house is clean as fuck. I'd highly recommend going into a public shitter, sitting on top of the stall, and trying to shit into the bowl from a distance. A little old game called bombarder, that's what its called.