>>515643756
30 feet now. lol
It's like that fish you caught that keeps getting bigger every time you tell the story. He swung over and dropped and maybe fell 7 feet total. Anyone who isn't obese or over 40 years old could have a 75% chance of making that fall safely without breaking a leg if they bent right as the dude did. And now it's suddenly "hard summer turf"? kek
It's fucking green maintained grass. Watered multiple times a day, in the shade for a lot of the day too.
How much can you possibly try to skew this like it was some acrobatic Spiderman shit like Omar jumping 3 stories?
stop being crazy
