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>Do you want me to punch myself in the stomach to prove I'm not pregnant?
I never would have thought Essie would have gotten a tummy punching fixation
>Threatens to implant a uterus in a baachi so they can get mpregged
She says way fweakier shit sober than drunk
>If Essie gets pregnant a requirement is to not work for at least a year

>Would wish a TV would fall on her as a kid so people would be concerned for her at school
>Was such a big attention whore as a kid

>Would want a girl if she was pregnant
>Already has girl names planned but no boy names
She doesn't want any kids though
>Wouldn't be a tiger mom but would still be strict
>Wants to be the kind of mom where the kid is best friends with the whole family
She's put a lot of thought into this