One other time, (in Bulgaria) I was hooking up with a girl and she lived in an Uni dorm, the place was super small, living room and kitchen combined and just a hallway with a bathroom. I hadn't pooped in two days and she made some spicy pasta (which was good) and I ate a lot. Around 2am I wake up in a sweat with horrible stomach pains, I go to the bathroom and just destroy it, I must have been there for 40 mins, she probably heard everything. I was in such pain and had no other choice. She was awake when I came back and asked me if everything is ok lol. I think about that and laugh some times.