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Oh, the burritos…I forgot to address the burritos.
Being a white man and all, I have taken the Mexican treasure of chorizo and perfected it for them. See, Mexicans cook their eggs with chorizo together. Not me. You don’t see proper white men mixing up eggs and bacon. They’re cooked separately. Same goes for chorizo with me. I cook them separately. Then I make a big stack of tortillas in this little flatiron I have. Then I take a wad of chorizo, a wad of eggs and a sprinkle of onion and wrap those up in the tortilla. They’re about six inch tortillas, and I eat like seven or eight of them st a time. But I do eat a lot. Here’s my last one.

They’re quite good…especially with a cold Coca Cola in the bottle. Arriba andele!