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Given Donald Trump’s well-documented love of fast food, steaks cooked well-done with ketchup, and diet sodas, it isn’t hard to imagine the digestive results being less than graceful. A diet heavy in fried foods, red meat, and low in fiber often leads to sluggish digestion, strong odors, and uncomfortable bowel movements. Coupled with his physique and limited exercise habits, his metabolism would likely process food inefficiently, producing hotter, heavier, and smellier outcomes than someone on a balanced diet. Add to that the immense stress of being president, which can wreak havoc on gut health, and the picture isn’t exactly flattering, his bathroom must have been one of the least enviable rooms in the White House. Just imagine his stinky, hot poop flowing all over your face after a long stressful day of stopping wars and eating McDonald's.