>Aaaaah, my chest, something hurts. What was that? Maybe it's a heartattack. I better take an Aspirin. Yes, that must be it. I'm not gonna call an ambulance.

Ok, just kidding. It's faster, that's great. I actually prefer a better Aspirin compared to some shitty caffeine. It's better for humanity. But I didn't think of it as a heartattack treatment.