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>be me
>realize women aren’t just acting weird because “lol globohomo brainwashing”
>nah senpai, it’s way deeper
>turns out it’s a whole cocktail of chemicals + media manipulation
>step 1: chemicals
>plastic leeches BPA, fake hormones everywhere
>anti-baby pills jack up estrogen
>women’s bodies can’t fully break it down, so it gets flushed water supply
>bonus round: dudes drink it too, get feminized
>everyone swimming in onions-juice-tier estrogen soup
>step 2: birth control brain
>pill thickens blood constant migraines
>body thinks it’s permanently pregnant
>psyche flips into “need protection mode”
>suddenly only giga-Chads meet the filter (6ft, 6 figs, 6in)
>average guy? basically invisible
>step 3: beast mode unlock
>BPA + pill = estrogen skyrocket
>weight gain, irregular/heavy periods
>mood = rollercoaster
>basically discourages dudes and chicks alike from wanting to deal with it
>women stuck in “ghastly beast mode” 24/7
>step 4: social meta-game
>since base stats = nerfed, women start flexing on each other instead
>“my standards are higher than yours”
>each one raising the bar until no one qualifies
>accidentally yeet themselves out of gene pool
>family unit.exe has stopped working
>step 5: cash grab
>media sees weakened mind-body link, constant insecurity
>markets EVERYTHING as a threat/solution combo
>women end up controlling 75-85% of household spending
>men too estrogen-poisoned & beat down by system to fight back
>globohomo wins, wallet drained