>>508478221
geg

I was only 12 years old. I love Bibi so much, I have all the Likud posters, a cardboard cutout from the 2015 campaign, even a replica of the pen he used to sign the gas deal.
>I watch Knesset sessions on mute just to feel closer to him. I pray to Bibi every night before bed, thanking him for the strong, fiscally conservative right-wing ?>government. “Bibi is love,” I say. “Bibi is life.”
>My ima hears me and calls me a brainwashed little kofer, that I need to get therapy and watch Kan 11 like a normal child.
>But I know deep down… she is just jealous.
>Jealous that Bibi never smiled at her through a Channel 12 interview.
>I look her dead in the eyes and say:
>“Keep voting Meretz, you draft-dodging falafel socialist.”
>She slaps me and tells me to go to bed without watching the news.
>I cry into my Balfour Street pillow.
>Until I feel a presence behind me.It’s Bibi. He whispers in a deep, soothing voice:
>“Let’s form a coalition… you and me.” He lifts me with the same strength he used to hold together five right-wing defectors and a guy from Shas. It’s so warm. Like >the Negev sun.
>He places me gently on the floor of the Knesset. I’m ready. I spread my ass cheeks like the borders of 1967. He enters me with his political strategy. It hurts, but I >know it's for security purposes. I can feel his charisma filling me. He roars a mighty speech in flawless American-accented English. My ima bursts in.
>The opposition watches in horror. Lapid faints. Gantz resigns.
>Bibi turns slowly, adjusts his tie, and says: “You’ve lost the mandate.”
>He then jumps out the window, carried by a flock of Israeli start-up CEOs and tax cuts.
>I watched him disappear into a glowing Star of David.
Bibi is love. Bibi is life.

>Iranian state media reports that the foreign minister has launched a diplomatic push to “rally global opposition to Israel".
They really aren't going to do shit.

Any news on Khameni taking Israel and the US to the courts?

Iran has said
>We will pursue legal action against the US attacks.

Who will be the lawyers ?

>>508311214
Lol
Lmao even

>>508281558
He said he was going to sue us.