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>me: mom it's just an attic
>mom: it clearly states in the lease "no living in the attic" and "no partying"
>me: no srsly the LL dgaf it's just cya for legal reasons
>mom: what if there's a fire
>me: it has smoke detectors, a hydrant, and 2 windows
>mom: ok but what if you forget to turn off the space heater when you go out? then YOU could get sued, arrested, or KILLED! we're broke as it is, and too poor to afford another mortgage!
>me: ok, the chinese place was also "illegal". throwing out my kitchenware while i'm at work was also "illegal". why tf weren't u griping this much over THAT?
>mom: bc unlike THIS slumlord, the CHINESE slumlord's not renting out illegal rooms!
>me: renting a single-family house in the burbs to multiple people is also "illegal" u realize that? so god forbid, if there were a fire THERE...
>mom: well he's properly insured.
>me: how tf do you KNOW he is?
>mom: I'M CHINESE, I KNOW FOR A FACT HE IS
>me: well the way you've handled this is incredibly bitchy
>mom: you're so fucking ungrateful son, please stop bringing this up
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>SPED thing
When I pressed them on that they portrayed themselves as the ones who tried to SAVE me from bonafide retard ABA classes, and advocate for me remaining in district (unsuccessfully).
They used to slap my ass too. Sometimes with rulers. If someday they discover my current kinks they fucking asked for it.
FYI it sort of IS the end of the world? I'm a rising senior this is my last year and shit. I live in a fucking unwalkable US suburb, and you know how my parents are. Last fall they gave me a hard time for going to a cafe w/ my buddies past 12 pm. A fucking CAFE, no booze or drugs.
I can't even follow the militarymaxxing approach based Twitter chuds rep since I'm too autistic, like enough to get me extra time on finals, and there's NO way they won't see it on my record.
(That, or my mom's an innocent well-meaning woman, and I'M the dipshit. Maybe I've hung out with too many white folks.)