>>515764775
We all hope to have parents and spouses like picrel
But we have jew ratsbrained family instead
My parents put my in juvie for all sorts of dumb shit, like kicking a door once. The state is also to blame.
Mom tried shoving me down the steps once and I caught her before falling down. She called the cops on me, the audacious bitch. And the cop tried valuing a button on her shirt at $90 restitution. Absolutely fucking zogged.
I was a little piece of shit sometimes too don't get me wrong. But being in juvenile, fuck, my parents just needed to get out of my face most of the time - they picked fights and I die on every fucking hill, so they knew. I knew too, but was too immature to just Charlie Kirk them. I mean. Shut the fuck up and let them abuse me.
I use to ask girls, he, say we were married, we had kids, a house, all paid off, and say you found out instead of working a 9-5, I was actually a professional bank robber, and you found out - would you call the cops or would you keep it a secret
UNANIMOUSLY
Every. Single. Woman.
>I would call the cops iimmediately
why?
>My family doesn't deserve that bullshit
>How do I know you're not going to do it again?
>What if you rob another bank and end up in jail?
That last one...
You cannot trust anyone*
*except your attorney.
Know this.
Understand this.