What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
A parrot.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison.