Anons, if you're still young, go do a teaching degree. One of the things you need to be as a teacher is a good performer, since you need the attention of your students. That means you're forced to learn to talk clearly, confidently, and at length. You'll also be forced to engage with girls in your classes and no, you won't get to date any of them. In short, a teaching degree (mostly) cured my autism and taught me to behave like a normal person.