More women should make out with dogs.
I used to hate it but I'm so deprived of the female attention at this point that now I find it enjoyable to see that even the dogs get more love and affection that I've ever gotten in my 30 years.
I'm worse than a god damn poodle or a chihuahua. Let them fuck dogs but let me watch so I would get to know my place in the hierarchy of the modern world.

Soo-young from SNSD licks dogs too.