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>be me
>go back to law school late in life
>get mumps during my first semester
>literally a month of being sick
>find out that this is now a common thing because of international students bringing these diseases
>my childhood MMR vaccine failed me
>apparently this happens a lot, you only get ~40 years of immunity
>go get MMR vaccinated again so that hopefully I won't get measles next
>
>cut to 2001
>September 11th attacks
>retarded news media has some story about a smallpox outbreak in Afghanistan
>because journalists don't know difference between smallpox and polio
>smallpox vaccine hasn't been available for three decades because smallpox got "eradicated"
>except of course for the fucking Russians who keep it in their freezers just for funsies
>a few lucky healthcare workers get vaccinated against smallpox because holy shit what if the news media scare was real
>normies can't get revaccinated because they're "saving" the last remaining doses for "important people"
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>and then in 2021 a big pharma lab discovers that oopsie they had some leftover vials of smallpox virus in their storage closet
>
>cut to 2022
>monkeypox monkeypox nooooo that's racist against gay monkeys call it mpox
>
>fast forward again
>just found out that the monkeypox vaccine is actually intended for use against smallpox
>it just happens to have enough commonality with monkeypox to give immunity to both

Holy fuck, bros, this is a cheat code. We should be thanking the faggots for giving us a way to get smallpox vaccines again. I'm going to go in to Walgreens, proclaim myself a massive butthole-rimming asspirate, and get vaccinated against smallpox so that at least I'll survive when all the rest of you are dying in droves after fucking Russia decides to take out the entire world as revenge for being a bunch of losers.

In case any of you crazy bastards want to join me in the post-apocalypse, look this shit up:
https://www.google.com/search?q=Jynneos

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