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Ultima - Fraud Cave (Goon Cave cover https://youtu.be/c_jc_J-KxKA?si=FDNO3A-ygSpMKYzS)

Yeah you might remember my novel from 2022 but this is my new joint
Jobbing, I’m a jobber
My death will show that I’m a statement launderer
Pay five hundred every day for fans to interpret my wank
I can’t wait until my show actually makes some bank
I’m jobbing, in my job cave
Yeah I know that I’m an interpretation slave
I got 40 chatpgt accounts and they’re all for OOC transcripts
And the only reason I’m known is for my hips

Hehe, my hips my hips
My hype moments don’t exist
I think my feats are illegitimate
Everything I see of Hulk is the shit yeah
Jobbing yeah I just job all day
Jobbing yeah I’m a straight wank slave
Thank God my haters can’t read Japanese
If they could they’d see me die and wheeze
But I don’t even touch no feats
I don’t even know why my fans wank me
It must be that they everything they see
Needs to be hyped to an extreme
Or they just never grew (up) whoa

I job to stuff yeah I don’t really do much my fans are sickooos
Is what King Gridorah told me
Up in my job cave it’s never lonely cause
I’m jobbing 24 hours a day
I just took another hit from Hulk’s fat fist yeah

And I look at my verse get neg-diffed by Marvel’n DC all night like
Jobbing in my job cave
I’m a straight up jobbing wank slave
Yeah I don’t leave my higher dimensional realm
It’s got three different owners and Hulk’s at the helm
I don’t know
Cause I don’t ever do
Any feats that can be seen
To give my fans some wank to lean
Back on instead of makin shit up
Now I’m back in my job cave

Jobbing all day
Straight up 24/7 interpretation slave