>>539826175
let us approach this rationally
1) bears don't leave the woods much
2) bears do shit themselves when startled, I can personally confirm this, based on multiple interactions
3) your presence has no effect on bear's bowel movements, unless you startle him, so simply being there, or not being there to witness the shitting, doesn't affect the outcome
we can conclude that bears do in fact shit themselves when a tree falls over