>>521258752
Oy vey iz mir, listen to this meshugas! So this big-shot orange fella, he bankrupted like four, five—no, six!—of his fancy-schmancy casinos back in the day, leavin' the shlemiels who worked there holdin' the bag with nothin' but lint in their pockets, and now he's doin' the same to the whole gol-darned country! Economy-killin' tariffs up the wazoo, bubbeleh—18% on everything comin' in, the highest since my bubbe was in pigtails! It's like he's slappin' a tax on every schnitzel and smartphone, and whaddya know, it's costin' the average family thirteen hunnert bucks a year just to breathe, while GDP's tankin' like my cholesterol after a pastrami binge. And don't get me started on the poor schmucks in the heartland—farmers and ranchers screamin' bloody murder 'cause their fertilizer and tractor parts are shootin' up 30%, basedbeans rottin' in the fields while Brazil's laughin' all the way to the bank, and he's out there promisin' relief like it's yesterday's knish!

>t.