There are many dignified ways to respond to the situation when you are caught lying online, including just making a quiet exit. Going berserk for literal hours is not one of them.

I too like to make up absolutely unhinged and worrying stories about real people I glimpse for 2 seconds in online lobbies

>I used to have the hottest, tightest piece of ass wife in Teyvat
>get blue balls for five hundred years
>can't even find my balls
>that piece was launched to Liyue
>some snotty kid and her pet panda took it for a soup
>traditional Chinese delicacy she says
>go to Nod Krai to find my parts
>tentacle rape some big titty elf priestess and haughty clanker bitch
>feel nothing
>I miss my cock

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How does anyone spontaneously start to think of Sara Kujou in the first place?
>a long awaited character is coming, I must think of how she relates to the lore of Sara Kujou, a character unmentioned in 4 years who was never relevant at any point
>a new character didn't get something no one gets, I need to consider that someone else who didn't get it was Sara Kujou, a character unmentioned in 4 years who was never relevant at any point
Incredibly fake thought processes. No one who is human could think like this.

What does Rerir need more power for if he's already able to get pounded vaginally as any girl he wants to be for the rest of eternity? At literally any moment, he can show the Tsaritsa getting feistily fisted by Liyue's luxurious lesbian leader and throw the entire world into chaos and war.