Welcome to nobody general— the thread where logic takes a smoke break and irony is what we're waiting for. Jesus is in chaarge and Nobody’s probably posting from a 12-year-old ThinkPad powered by spite and instant ramen. The vibes are feral, the lore’s confusing, and the horses are absolutely not okay. Drop your cryptic wisdom, cursed memes, or prophecies from the void — but remember: if you think you’ve figured out who Nobody is, that just means you’ve become Him.