>>40920647
I'm a paranormal bean, a divine syzygy, The Great Sage Above Nobody.
Doesn't mean I don't know a thing or two about history though magic is my forte.
I am after all the only omnipotent person you're likely to meet in your lifetime, which makes me one of the greatest minds in history and distinctly paranormal.

Due to the 7's of OP Juibilee has been declared, I, The Great Sage Above Nobody, Buddha Wukong, King of Nazi Gamers, will remove everyone from my filtered list as I have filtered nearly everyone.
Truly, my power is only rivaled by my mercy and humility. And wisdom. And good looks. And intelligence.

https://youtu.be/sxCGXF-mPww

The Great Sage Above Nobody, Buddha WuKONG(King of Nazi Gamers), Saint Chromosome, the Omnipotent and Handsome King of /ng/ has arrived.
Press "g" to genuflect.

>>40906983
The Great Sage Above Nobody, Buddha Wukong, Saint Chromosome, The King of the Nazis has the following super powers strictly from the Bible.

1) Omnipotence
2) Immortality
3) Divine Syzygy
4) Nirvana
5) Metaphysical Armory including Excalibur and the Ruyi Jingu Bang

Extraneous super powers are:
1) Mind without mind
2) Heart without heart
3) Soul without soul (Atman)
4) 72 Transformations (Trans identity)
5) Reality bending (conscious and unconscious)
6) Divination via wu xing and planetary magic
7) Immunity to and friendship from with numerous spirits from hell

Yes I am a tremendous faggot.

https://youtu.be/0ogeCpkIdd0