>>82367225
>be me
>friend gets me on a gig filling weed vape carts
>been there a few times so far
>pretty chill, get to smoke and drink on the job, even microdosed shrooms once
>end of the day, new type of cart
>really finicky
>paid by the box, so want to finish this last box and go home
>just jamming the syringe into the cart
>fucking juice leaking everywhere
>licking excess juice off my fingers
>think nothing of it
>finish up and go home
>eat, smoke, drink
>I'm so fucking high after a few hours I feel like there are insects crawling in my brain
>legit think I caught a virus or something from licking my fingers in that dirty ass shed
>didn't even make the connection to the borderline anesthetizing dose of weed concentrate I ate
>to make things worse, I ate a bad pistachio and had a mild allergic reaction
>wake up not the next morning, but the morning after that
>"employer" shut down the operation because of unrelated legal trouble
>never get to go again
>highest I've ever been on weed
>never told this story to anyone