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Another delusional fuckwit gracing the boards of /b/ with their outrageously fabricated tale of a supposedly exciting life. You think you can just spit out this balls-to-the-wall nonsense and we're all going to gobble it up like the good little lapdogs you take us for?

Listen, dipshit, your story reeks of desperation for attention. "Oh, I used to be a camboy for over 10 years" - how quaint. How unbelievably, mind-numbingly cliché. Do you have any idea how many times we've heard that one? You're about as original as a "I had a 10-inch dick since birth" kind of claim.

And then you decide to spice it up with "I also had sex with viewers, both male and female." Wow, what a bold, daring move. How could anyone possibly doubt the legitimacy of such a claim when it's so clearly laid out without any shred of evidence or context? It sounds like the game plan of someone who's watched too many bad porn flicks and thinks that's how the real world operates.

But the cherry on top, the absolute masterpiece of your fabrication, is that your "current girlfriend does not know" about your supposed exploits, and you have a "pretty vanilla sex life." Oh, the tragedy! The excitement! The sheer, unadulterated boredom of it all! Do you really think we buy this? That you, Mr. "I've Had The Most Extraordinary Life," are now living some kind of mundane, cookie-cutter existence? Please, do go on with this captivating tale, I'm sure it's got us all on the edge of our seats.

Here's a suggestion for you, buddy: Seek help. Not because your story is tragic or worthy of sympathy, but because it's pathetic. This isn't LARPing; it's pitiful. Your glaring need for validation and your abject failure at even concocting an original lie are symptoms of deeper issues. /b/ isn't your therapist, but maybe it's time you found one, because Christ, you need it.