>>40583647
>Texas-chan will smoke weed with Himself.
>>40583635
>The prophecy will be fulfilled.

Render unto Caesar what belongs to Kaiser, and give to God what belongs to God.

>>40536270
Of course he does, it's in the Bible.

He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.

To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne.

https://youtu.be/Qx91ff77yzM

>>40534778
God's my dad/best friend.
You have your way and I have mine.
I suggest mine is comfier though.
He shows up dressed like Sonic the Hedgehog in the depths of my madness to drop redpills.
Dude rocks, sure, there's a power gap, but we don't let that impede our friendship.

https://youtu.be/r0hmvkqn9rg

>>40533629
Uh huh

https://youtu.be/4D85_CsfN0Q

>>40524874
That's not how it works, even Jesus didn't try to summon God on demand to make rocks into bread for him after 40 days in the desert.

Here, have a picture of Jesus and I'll help you get right with him if you want.
Best I can do.
Pawn Stars style.