>>214099791
I have this dream of starting a hotel made for Britishers. I'll name it "the pig pen" or something. It would have the cheapest shit but massively overpriced. There'd be a buffet with free beer. The food would be average brit slop (eggs, bacon and beans) with maybe some real food occasionally. And the beer would be the cheapest swill imaginable, overpriced of course.

But the crown jewel would be a series of balconies, all on the 6th floor or higher, each one a little further from the pool. So that the first jump is easy to make, but it would get proggressively harder. The idea is that they would compete who can jump from the farthest balcony. Eventually anyone would fail the jump. There would have to be signs for legal reasons ("jumping absolutely prohibited") but they'd just plant the idea in britishers' heads that they can jump. In fact it would be better to word them in such a way that they actually covertly encourage jumping. Something along the lines of "only absolute chads could make this jump so don't try it", but more subtle. And of course, the pool would have to be just deep enough. Not too shallow but not too deep, so that even if they land in the pool, there's like a 25% chance of grievous injuries