'New Bidet'

Imagine if you will, that one of your setting's top dawgs, your Goku, your Redman, whatever is a waterbug dressed like a Vegas pimp.
Then imagine instead of having a kino chant about how badass you are, people go "bro, bro, please don't cry bro" and that is your power incantation handed down through generations.
I can't even!