>be me, average American white male in late 20s
>drink a lot
>never get hungover
>but always wake up incredibly horny
>if I drink a lot on a Friday, I can masturbate all day on Saturday
>and I do

Is anyone else like this or am I crazy? I don’t do any drugs, just drink. I hit the gym a reasonable amount, got a good active lifestyle and a good circle of friends that I hang out with a drink often with. I’m lucky enough to get laid every so often, but funny enough I don’t try when I start drinking. I almost look forward to masturbating the whole next day. These orgasms always feel amazing and help me get my day started on the right note. Pic is not me.
Also share fun ways to masturbate other than just simply jerkin off.