>>216323282
Oerks!

>be getting shredded at the gym
>see skinny bro join
>over several months see him being consistent
>tell him awesome progress brah and start becoming gym buddies
>he used to train to get into the olympics and is just getting back into it
>after a year hes almost a damn chad after getting more definition
>one day he talks about his wife and shows me a picture
>its a fucking fridge body hog with a pig nose squinty eyes, no lips, shitty short hair, no makeup, and dressing like a knock off oingo boingo
>immediately lose respect for him
>stop talking to him after
>he gives me confused looks every time he walks in

What the fuck is wrong with people who work out? They either want to fuck obese women or trannies.

>>519664359
That's been through the digestive system of an animal. Yeah I'm not touching shit, you can play with it and rub it on your bald head, not for me thanks.

>>518898185
What do you do, look at your willy in the mirror while you're being pounded in the arse and spunk cums out? Bit gay that.

I'm not watching football on youtube

Stupid fucking bitch sitting next to me on the plane today kept invading my space with her elbow