>Retainer took my ventures and went and got shitfaced at the bar
>He's ten drinks in when his quick venture timer ends
>He panics as I ring the bell to summon him
>Realizing he has nothing, his blasted mind tries to think of something to present me
>Uses his drunken strength to rip the very summoning bell I called him with
>Hands it over to me with a trepidatious smile seeking approval