>be teenager
>confused about my sexuality
>really don't wanna be gay
>try to convince myself (and others) I'm straight by chasing girls
>leads to lots of unsatisfying, shallow, short-term relationships
>develop a reputation as a bit of a player
>ironic, since I *mysteriously* always seem to lose interest in girlfriends as soon as they start wanting sex and expecting me to perform...
>eventually end up dating this prudish religious girl who doesn't want to put out
>(maybe she was ace or lesbian, in retrospect?)
>anyway, that suits me just fine, actually
>especially since her dad turns out to be super cool!
>he's funny, charming, and we really get along
>he's even got a boat and starts inviting me out to learn to sail and fish with him, which is loads of fun
>and y'know, for a guy his age he's in really great shape... honestly I'm pretty envious of how masculine and built he is... I would love to look that sexy when I got older...
>(insert several months of me obliviously crushing on him and getting subtly groomed)
>anyway, I end up 2 miles out sea, sucking his cock and then getting my cherry popped
>and it's 1000% hotter than any of my past attempts to fuck girls
>...fuck, I really am not even just "bi", huh...