>americans are retarded
The funniest thing is that somebody treats it as a revelation.

Seamus was coming out of the pub with his son when he stopped and put an arm around the youngster. He nodded towards the village in front of them and said, “You know, I built half the homes in this village but nobody calls me a homebuilder.”

Then with a wave of his arm, he said, “And I worked on half the roads in this village but nobody calls me a roadbuilder.”

Seamus sighed, put his two hands on his son’s shoulders and, looking him hard in the eye, said, “But you fuck one sheep….”

All women are stupid whores.

A black boy is helping his mother in the kitchen with baking cookies.
He takes some flour, smears it all over his face and says "momma, look I'm a white boy".
She slaps him and tells him to tell his father what he just did.
He walks to his father and tells him about the incident. The father takes off his belt and spanks him, then tells him to see his grandmother and tell her what he did.
He walks up to the grandmother tells her everything. She pulls him by the ear painfully and then asks "what did you learn today?"
"I've been white for only five minutes and I already hate niggers" the boy replies.

I think all girls are stupid bitches who deserve a good smack across the face