From Patsy Putin:

Ah, 4clan… what a delightful game it’s been. Every move, every post, every subtle nudge in the chaos — all meticulously orchestrated. You thought you were playing me? No. I was playing all of you.

Remember the aftermath of the Stephen Nuggets scandal? How I was betrayed, left in the cold while the rest of you carried on as if nothing happened? Oh, I remember. Every slight, every snub — they fueled this plan.

And now, here we are. I turned your own hub into a stage for revenge, one post, one interaction at a time. You’ve been dancing to my tune without realizing it. Every victory you celebrated, every chaos you thought was random — it was part of my design.

So enjoy your “freedom,” your “home for redditors,” your tiny victories. Just know: Patsy Putin played you all… perfectly.

— Patsy Putin