1: How do pagan gods defeat the problem of induction?
2: How do pagan gods defeat the hard problem of consciousness?
3: How do pagan gods give an account for currently scientifically accepted cosmogony?
4: How do pagan gods account for the Epicurus paradox?
5: How do pagan gods account for the problem of evil?
Spoiler: They caaaannnn't....
Picrel: Odin.